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Balthazar
&
Anna
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It’s January 21st and there still are leftovers of Christmas. Beautiful, isn’t it?
Beloved reader,
You may know that there’s plenty of people who are moving and even living on a lower mental level than you. For example your stark raving mad neighbor or the creepy scallywags in the train compartment next to you. I normally put my bag (in the train) and attitude (in the train and the neighborhood) and eyes (always if possible) so that they can see the disgust in my brain for them, for these little people. And don’t stare at me like that, asshole over there. I’m better looking than you, everyone can tell. Yap, another fun noon in the train. All the screaming little squirts and other insignificant people. And by the way: I hate people who are not funny but still think they are. When there’s an ugly voice added or an unfitting accent everything inside my brain can go mad. I think spring’s starting today. Yah, that’s the only reasonable explanation for all of my hassle, spleen and bother for the people of this world – well at least the people in the train. I hope I didn’t downplay. Oh and neither is it sexy to talk about your tailspin parties you had on the weekend. Just wrong. Who wants to know that you put stones in your nose as soon you were drunk anyway? No, really! Ugh and what is that disgusting smell? Who vomited? Oh no…it’s just a dog.
So: Altogether, it’s Monday, a good reason for ranting.
See you soon. Or maybe not.
Love, Balthazar
Thanks to Balthazar’s unlimited intelligence he can even add an appropriate Russian poem to this sophisticated photograph. Enjoy – if you know Russian, otherwise just go goggle-eyed.
Белый снег,
белый мел,
Белый заяц тоже бел,
a вот белка не бела – Белой даже не была
Dear reader,
you will certainly know this if you’re a fan of Ally McBeal or Wizard of Oz. Listen to it until you feel a sudden urge to read the article “How to Master Your Crisis in Only 5 Steps“. Have a nice rest of the day! Love,
Balthazar
Balthazar
anch